Another month, another list of excuses from speeding Dorset drivers.

The county's police have been running the No Excuse campaign since January 2010, clamping down on drivers going too fast, talking on the phone or not wearing a seatbelt.

In August, a motorcyclist said he was too fat to see his speedometer; one man wasn't wearing his seatbelt so he didn't get a black mark on his white t-shirt; and a woman was found to have been driving for eleven years without a licence.