Another month, another list of excuses from speeding and careless drivers in Dorset...

The county's police have been running the No Excuse campaign since January last year to try and stop people using their mobiles and driving too fast.

In August, a motorcyclist said he was too fat to see his speedometer...another man said he wasn't wearing his seatbelt because he didn't get a black mark on his white t-shirt...and police caught one woman who'd been driving for 11 years without a licence.

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